"I've got a solution for that"

"I've got a solution for that" - Pearls Before Swine 2008 Calendar by Stephan Pastis

"No one likes my solutions"

"No one likes my solutions" - Pearls Before Swine 2008 Calendar by Stephan Pastis

"So quick bright things come to confusion"

"So quick bright things come to confusion" - A Midsummer Night's Dream bei William Shakespeare

"It is not night when I do see your face"

"It is not night when I do see your face" - A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

"The summer still doth tend upon my state"

"The summer still doth tend upon my state" - A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

"Me hope flavor last looooong time"

"Me hope flavor last looooong time" - Pearls Before Swine 2008 Calendar by Stephan Pastis

"Look on my works, ye Mighty, ... "

"Look on my works, ye Mighty, ... " - Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley

" ... and despair!"

" ... and despair!" - Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Snakes didn't play fetch"

"Snakes didn't play fetch" - Thirteen Hundred Rats by T. C. Boyle

"He spooned up his soup by candlelight"

"He spooned up his soup by candlelight" - Thirteen Hundred Rats by T. C. Boyle

"For a long while, nothing happened"

"For a long while, nothing happened" - Thirteen Hundred Rats by T. C. Boyle

"I feel foolish"

"I feel foolish" - Thirteen Hundred Rats by T. C. Boyle

"There are abstractionists"

"There are abstractionists" - A Flash of Light by Alan Lightman

"And there are tinkerers"

"And there are tinkerers" - A Flash of Light by Alan Lightman

"They haven't noticed each other"

"They haven't noticed each other" - Smile by Alan Lightman

"Who will not change a raven for a dove?"

"Who will not change a raven for a dove?" - A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

"Aren't you on the internest?"

"Aren't you on the internest?" - Peanuts 2008 Calendar by Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy > Woodstock)

"To hear the sea-maid's music"

"To hear the sea-maid's music" - A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

"To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind"

"To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind" - A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

"I raised a hand to my scalp"

"I raised a hand to my scalp" - Bad Monkeys by Matt Ruff

"You're a proactive personality"

"You're a proactive personality" - Bad Monkeys by Matt Ruff

"The truck's taillights flashed"

"The truck's taillights flashed" - Bad Monkeys by Matt Ruff

"I have a stupid question"

"I have a stupid question" - Pearls Before Swine 2008 Calendar by Stephan Pastis

"The door opens"

"The door opens" - Bad Monkeys by Matt Ruff

"The monkey noises got louder"

"The monkey noises got louder" - Bad Monkeys by Matt Ruff

"The basement below was pitch black"

"The basement below was pitch black" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"It was a lot like an earthquake"

"It was a lot like an earthquake" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"But the trick has its limits"

"But the trick has its limits" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"It works best with simple objects"

"It works best with simple objects" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"The footfalls are light"

"The footfalls are light" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"That was sleep, not a blackout"

"That was sleep, not a blackout" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"All right then, that's good"

"All right then, that's good" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"He did not control the mist"

"He did not control the mist" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"I should explain about the tents"

"I should explain about the tents" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"He's no relation to me at all"

"He's no relation to me at all" - Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff

"I just see words"

"I just see words" - Pearls Before Swine 2008 Calendar by Stephan Pastis

"Never give the tattoo guy your grocery list"

"Never give the tattoo guy your grocery list" - Pearls Before Swine 2008 Calendar by Stephan Pastis

"I had plenty of dots"

"I had plenty of dots" - Bones To Ashes by Kathy Reichs

"I just had to connect them"

"I just had to connect them" - Bones To Ashes by Kathy Reichs

"Perhaps we overplayed our cards"

"Perhaps we overplayed our cards" - Pearls Before Swine 2008 Calendar by Stephan Pastis

"A storm would soon break"

"A storm would soon break" - Bones To Ashes by Kathy Reichs

"But I never stopped wondering"

"But I never stopped wondering" - Bones To Ashes by Kathy Reichs