"I like to think of myself as droll but in an edgy sort of way"

"I like to think of myself as droll but in an edgy sort of way" - The Half-Life of Linoleum by -me

"'So,' she says, 'have you given any thought to my proposition?'"

"'So,' she says, 'have you given any thought to my proposition?'" - The Half-Life of Linoleum by -me

"It is a town perceived as an aging beauty, wearing a fabulous fur coat that smells ridiculously of spilt martinis and tater tots"

"It is a town perceived as an aging beauty, wearing a fabulous fur coat that smells ridiculously of spilt martinis and tater tots" - The Half-Life of Linoleum by -me